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    Trump and Anonymous: The War Rages On

    In a video uploaded on March 4th, hacker group Anonymous declared war on Donald Trump. The group said they would have declared the war sooner, but members had underestimated the amount of time it would take to reach agreement upon which three of his several thousand offensive statements were most offensive. After working tirelessly for […] More

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    Cable News Companies Schedule Vacations around Republican Convention

    The Non-Associated Press has reported several major cable news agencies have scheduled vacations for their anchors and executives in advance of the Republican Convention this summer. It is anticipated they will be working double and triple overtime and will need the rest in advance. Recent reports have indicated the higher likelihood of a contested convention […] More

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    John Kasich Vows to Piggyback on Donald Trump for “Ultimate Selfie”

    Republican presidential candidate John Kasich vowed he would never support Donald Trump or accept any offer from him, but did say he would like to ride piggyback while taking a selfie with the real estate mogul, according to unsubstantiated reports. In an unrelated statement, Mr. Trump said it would be, “an absolute riot.” Reports have […] More

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    Candidates Unite to Not Answer Questions about Speaking Fees

    Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have had enough about questions about speaking fees, according to a new report. This week, both democratic presidential candidates refused to answer any more of these questions. That’s rather odd since Sanders brought up the issue in the first place. Clinton said, “Hey, if people know you, they pay you […] More

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    Hillary Clinton Struggles with Email

    A Donald Trump SuperPAC co-sponsor bike messenger said Wednesday that Hillary Clinton has no idea how to use emails, and the email server scandal is a decoy to cover up that fact. In an unconfirmed statement he said she has “not yet entered the digital age.” The source reported that an unnamed contact revealed Clinton […] More

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