Somehow, Marco Rubio is the Only One in Washington Who Gets It.

So last week, the media went absolutely off the chains when President Donald Trump “self-impeached” by answering a question about what he would like to see Ukrainians do about the Democratic frontrunner and his shady history of overseas corruption.

“If they were honest about it, they would start a major investigation into the Bidens,” Trump said. “Likewise, China should start an investigation into the Bidens. Because what happened in China is just about as bad as what happened with Ukraine.”

You could hear the fainting from Washington to Honolulu.

“This is an impeachable offense,” said the perpetually-outraged Matt Ford.

“I’ve lived in China & covered it for decades,” tweeted CNN’s Jim Sciutto. “It is an authoritarian country with no credible rule of law which imprisons & kills political opponents. For a US president to call on such a country to investigate an American is incredible. Will Republicans who know this object?”

“Publicly engaging in criminal behavior now,” wrote someone named Bradley P. Moss.

Even Sen. Ben Sasse got in on the action, taking Sciutto’s cue to remind us all that China’s not a very nice place. Thanks, Ben. Guess what? We already knew that.

In all of Washington, only Sen. Marco Rubio – himself not really one of Trump’s biggest fans – who seemed to understand what the president was doing.

“I don’t know if that’s a real request or him just needling the press, knowing that you guys are going to get outraged by it. He’s pretty good at getting everybody fired up, and he’s been doing that for a while, and the media responded right on task,” Rubio said Friday. “I don’t think it’s a real request. Again, I think he did it to get you guys. I think he did it to provoke you to ask me and others and get outraged by it. He plays it like a violin, and everybody falls right into it. That’s not a real request.”

Can it really be that after four years of Trump doing this kind of trolling that there’s only one guy in all of elected politics who sees it for what it is? Is our political class filled with so many one-dimensional dullards that this simple observation is beyond them? Well, consider that most people still think Trump actually asked Russia to hack into Hillary’s emails and we guess you have your answer. It’s like everyone in the Beltway is afflicted with some mild version of autism that makes them unable to comprehend anything that isn’t 100% literal.

Marco never really struck us as the smartest guy on the Hill, but damn…he might actually be.

What do you think?

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  1. If the obungler administration made that call dumbocraps would be dancing in the streets. Just like if the obungler administration pulled U.S. troops out of Syria. Double standards? More like more stories from the LOLLIPOP GUILD

  2. “Democracy is two wolves (democrats) and a lamb (republican) voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote,Thomas Jefferson.”

  3. Thomas Jefferson stated, “A well-armed citizenry is America’s greatest defense against a corrupt government.”

    • It makes me laugh that the left in their hypocritical hatred and myopic stupidity still are totally blinded to any truth, if any of the accomplishments Trump had been achieved by the luciferian candidates (Obama /Clintons )they would have thrown a parade and given additional peace prizes, it defies rational logic, But that’s the left!
      Marco duplicitly gets it’s, Marco your not fooling anyone!

  4. “Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest”Mahatma Gandhi.

  5. After watching Donald Trump as both candidate Trump and the POTUS, we have seen how he manipulates the MSM. He’s the master of doing it, Marco Rubio is taking notes, so the next time he makes a bid for President he will have watched and learned from the master.
    I don’t think anyone else could’ve taken the heat and deflected it like our President. I thank God for Donald Trump’s unwavering allegiance to this country. Because had Hillary become President, we would be kissing the shoes of Putin and the other Communist leaders in the world. We would’ve just become another 3rd world nation, which is where Obozo, Soros and the Hildabeast were steering us.

    • Yeah right, what are you two or three ? Your mommy write this for you ? We are a republic and you must simply misunderstand the meaning of the word corrupt. Corrupt is fast and furious gun running scheme, Benghazi arms cover up, health care take over by the government unless your in the party. Uranium one sale to Russia, illegal unsecured server, destruction of subpoenaed materials,illegaly transferring classified materials to the press,targeting conservatives by the IRS, Russia collusion hoax except it was Obama,Hillary,DNC and the weaponized government agencies that actually colluded with Russia, Australia,UK,Ukraine. Oh and Ukraine and China deals with Biden. That’s just off the top of my head. Now what is contemptible about MAGA, lowest unemployment ever for blacks,Hispanics? Best job numbers in fifty years. Tax cuts and bringing jobs and money back here from over seas ? Get rid of your hate and think for yourself.

      • Loony liberals can’t think for themselves. They can only repeat what the Dim Party via the messed up media tells them to spew. They are completely brainwashed and full of demons. I’ve never seen such hatred in my life. Thank God that all that is thrown at our President simply runs off of him like water off a duck’s back.

  6. I’d like to know where Graham is. It seems he wavers back and forth. And as a resident in Florida for 40 years you never hear anything from him and if u do itd not positive. I can’t believe the character of people electec to serve us. God bless President Trump.

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