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Sci-Fi Nightmare: Obama Wants to Clone Himself “a Million” Times

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Sci-Fi Nightmare: Obama Wishes He Could Clone Himself “a Million” Times

In Japan to talk about what he’ll be doing with his life with a crowd that probably couldn’t care less, former President Barack Obama said Sunday that he would love to be able to create scores of young people with his mindset on politics and culture. As you calm the shivers running down your spine, let’s take a look at what he said.

Speaking about the Obama Foundation and its efforts to help the youth of America connect with young people around the world, the former president said, “If I could do that effectively, then I would create a hundred or a thousand or a million young Barack Obamas or Michelle Obamas. Or the next group of people who could take that baton in that relay race that is human progress.”

Can’t…stop…shuddering.

In addition to entertaining horrible fantasies about creating a race of Obamas, Barack said that everything wrong with the world today could be fixed by the youth. “A lot of our problems are cause by old men,” he said. Lamely.

He also said that his group was going to be experimenting with ways to get people out of their online echo chambers.

“One of the things we’re going to be spending time on, through the Foundation, is finding ways in which we can study this phenomenon of social media and the Internet to see are there ways in which we can bring people from different perspectives to start having a more civil debate and listen to each other more carefully,” Obama said.

Yes, because everyone knows the real problem with the world is conservative media. Those nasty people on Facebook who just share stuff from Fox News and Breitbart, none of it complimentary to Barack Obama. Damn, if it weren’t for that pesky social media, Hillary Clinton would have won the election with flying colors, huh?

Who knows. We can’t concentrate on the rest of what Obama had to say because we’re stuck on the nightmarish possibility that his Foundation might be able to create a veritable Army of Obamas, all of them just as in love with Islamism and socialism and (most of all) themselves as the original.

Truly, this man is not done making trouble for the world yet. God help us.

Written by Andrew

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