Univision Hack Can’t Believe That Hispanics Actually Support the Wall

Univision anchor Jorge Ramos has spent most of the last four years abandoning any pretense of objective reporting in favor of an ongoing war against President Trump and his supposedly racist policies. So we have to imagine that, when confronted with a new Univision poll that showed how many U.S. Hispanics actually support Trump’s plan to build a wall across the Mexican border, his shock and dismay were real. How could it be that Hispanics would support a policy that is racist against Hispanics!? Why, you’d have to change your whole worldview for that to be possible!

No wonder Ramos was baffled.

“Let’s close with this,” Ramos said on his political show. “I had a chance to view the poll, it hasn’t been published, but let’s break some news here. When you ask Latinos whether or not they support the building of the wall, I was surprised at the amount of Latinos that agree with building the wall.

“Well, yes, 36.4% are in favor of building it,” said correspondent Sergio Garcia Rios.

“More than a third,” said a mystified Ramos.

“More than a third,” agreed Rios.

Ramos, confused, exclaimed: “Of Latinos!”

“Yes,” said Rios. “We haven’t published this yet but we break it here, it is certainly a high percentage, this surprises us, but it’s a complex matter, we’d have to look at it. More analysis than what is out there…”

In other words, don’t jump off the nearest bridge too soon, Jorge, maybe we’ll find an explanation for this that makes sense. Hey, maybe some of these Hispanics don’t actually know they are Hispanic. Maybe they haven’t been properly indoctrinated into liberal groupthink. They could be confused or mislead or even dumb. Maybe they didn’t understand the question. Or something.

“Does this mean, Sergio, that Latinos are more conservative, even with regard to immigration, than what many believe?” Ramos asked, on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

“It’s complex, I don’t necessarily feel that they are,” Rios said, comfortingly.

Keep telling yourself that, guys. Whatever you’ve got to do to keep that bubble sealed tight.

Written by Andrew


Leave a Reply
  1. Collecting remedy for inhaler. “Yes, just got it (Thursday)! Drive be fit on Monday, or if life-and-death Saturday”. Why? Pull someone’s leg you not got one? If not I devise practise somewhere else. “Put off, I’ll check.” Yes it see fit be cash in 5 minutes ! Basically in the seventh heaven to fob customers off if they can’t be bothered to do their drudgery at zithromax 200mg.

  2. magnificent submit, very informative. I’m wondering why the opposite specialists of this sector do not notice this. You must proceed your writing. I’m confident, you’ve a great readers’ base already!

  3. Q: How do you know if you have intimacy issues?
    A: viagra over the counter united states store Some less meds. Get data here.
    Losing an erection or being unable to grow upright repeatedly results from nerves, worry, or using alcohol or other drugs. Sometimes men worry about carrying-on, and every once in a while they’re cautious almost whether or not having dealings is the out decision, or whether they’re with the above-board partner.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

New Poll Shows Joe Biden Running Away With the Nomination

High School Criticized for Letting Muslims Spread Islamic Indoctrination