This may not get uploaded before the jury reaches its verdict in the Jussie Smollett case. So, I shall venture a pre-verdict prediction that he is found guilty. The actor Jussie Smollett saga has been making news for almost two years – since January 22, 2019, when the actor called police to say he had […] More
FORT MYERS, Fla. – Smoking toxic toad venom is a trend surprisingly becoming more and more popular with celebrities. Celebrities like Mike Tyson and “Flip or Flop” star Christina Haack recently revealed they’ve smoked it. Bufo toads, or cane toads, are a common sight for those living here in Southwest Florida and can be toxic […] More
It feels like it’s been a while since we had our last good “The End of the World is Coming” cult hysteria, so it’s refreshing to know that these things haven’t completely passed out of existence. Nearly as old as the Earth itself, conspiracy theories about the world’s impending doom are as enduring and long-lasting […] More
A website highly regarded for its inaccuracies launches Kickstarter account to replace personal septic tank. A dozen follwers of the website freedomeaglerandy.biz were shocked to receive an invite regarding donations towards Randy’s personal septic tank on Friday morning. The website known for publishing chain emails and biased opinions (oftentimes from Randy’s perspective) has fallen on […] More
In response to a recent NSA announcement to share more data, U.S. Representative Blake Farenthold said it is just morally wrong to share any data whatsoever. “It goes against everything in the constitution. Nobody needs data. It’s so risky to have some data here and more there – it should never, ever be shared,” Farenthold […] More
In a video uploaded on March 4th, hacker group Anonymous declared war on Donald Trump. The group said they would have declared the war sooner, but members had underestimated the amount of time it would take to reach agreement upon which three of his several thousand offensive statements were most offensive. After working tirelessly for […] More
The Non-Associated Press has reported several major cable news agencies have scheduled vacations for their anchors and executives in advance of the Republican Convention this summer. It is anticipated they will be working double and triple overtime and will need the rest in advance. Recent reports have indicated the higher likelihood of a contested convention […] More
Republican presidential candidate John Kasich vowed he would never support Donald Trump or accept any offer from him, but did say he would like to ride piggyback while taking a selfie with the real estate mogul, according to unsubstantiated reports. In an unrelated statement, Mr. Trump said it would be, “an absolute riot.” Reports have […] More
Jon Stewart left The Daily Show because of his lack of conservative ideas, according to the Non-Associated Press. Sources close to the matter said that ideas and scripts would be scrutinized to be sure they were conservative. A split emerged among the staff as early as two years before the show’s end, spurred on by […] More
Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have had enough about questions about speaking fees, according to a new report. This week, both democratic presidential candidates refused to answer any more of these questions. That’s rather odd since Sanders brought up the issue in the first place. Clinton said, “Hey, if people know you, they pay you […] More
A Donald Trump SuperPAC co-sponsor bike messenger said Wednesday that Hillary Clinton has no idea how to use emails, and the email server scandal is a decoy to cover up that fact. In an unconfirmed statement he said she has “not yet entered the digital age.” The source reported that an unnamed contact revealed Clinton […] More
