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    Smoking toxic toad venom popular among celebrities

    FORT MYERS, Fla. – Smoking toxic toad venom is a trend surprisingly becoming more and more popular with celebrities. Celebrities like Mike Tyson and “Flip or Flop” star Christina Haack recently revealed they’ve smoked it. Bufo toads, or cane toads, are a common sight for those living here in Southwest Florida and can be toxic […] More

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    World Coming to an End on Saturday? Some Christians Think So

    It feels like it’s been a while since we had our last good “The End of the World is Coming” cult hysteria, so it’s refreshing to know that these things haven’t completely passed out of existence. Nearly as old as the Earth itself, conspiracy theories about the world’s impending doom are as enduring and long-lasting […] More

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    Inaccurate Political Website Launches Kickstarter For New Septic Tank

    A website highly regarded for its inaccuracies launches Kickstarter account to replace personal septic tank. A dozen follwers of the website were shocked to receive an invite regarding donations towards Randy’s personal septic tank on Friday morning. The website known for publishing chain emails and biased opinions (oftentimes from Randy’s perspective) has fallen on […] More

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    Leading Lawmaker Says Sharing Data Is Wrong

    In response to a recent NSA announcement to share more data, U.S. Representative Blake Farenthold said it is just morally wrong to share any data whatsoever. “It goes against everything in the constitution. Nobody needs data. It’s so risky to have some data here and more there – it should never, ever be shared,” Farenthold […] More

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    Trump and Anonymous: The War Rages On

    In a video uploaded on March 4th, hacker group Anonymous declared war on Donald Trump. The group said they would have declared the war sooner, but members had underestimated the amount of time it would take to reach agreement upon which three of his several thousand offensive statements were most offensive. After working tirelessly for […] More

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    Cable News Companies Schedule Vacations around Republican Convention

    The Non-Associated Press has reported several major cable news agencies have scheduled vacations for their anchors and executives in advance of the Republican Convention this summer. It is anticipated they will be working double and triple overtime and will need the rest in advance. Recent reports have indicated the higher likelihood of a contested convention […] More

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    John Kasich Vows to Piggyback on Donald Trump for “Ultimate Selfie”

    Republican presidential candidate John Kasich vowed he would never support Donald Trump or accept any offer from him, but did say he would like to ride piggyback while taking a selfie with the real estate mogul, according to unsubstantiated reports. In an unrelated statement, Mr. Trump said it would be, “an absolute riot.” Reports have […] More

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    Candidates Unite to Not Answer Questions about Speaking Fees

    Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have had enough about questions about speaking fees, according to a new report. This week, both democratic presidential candidates refused to answer any more of these questions. That’s rather odd since Sanders brought up the issue in the first place. Clinton said, “Hey, if people know you, they pay you […] More

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    Hillary Clinton Struggles with Email

    A Donald Trump SuperPAC co-sponsor bike messenger said Wednesday that Hillary Clinton has no idea how to use emails, and the email server scandal is a decoy to cover up that fact. In an unconfirmed statement he said she has “not yet entered the digital age.” The source reported that an unnamed contact revealed Clinton […] More